The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Tumblr Meme

tigersniper:

Send me some numbers, and I will tell you:

  1. What does their bedroom look like?
  2. Do they have any daily rituals?
  3. Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
  4. What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
  5. Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
  6. Eating habits and sample daily menu
  7. Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
  8. Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
  9. Makeup?
  10. Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
  11. Intellectual pursuits?
  12. Favorite book genre?
  13. Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
  14. Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
  15. Biggest and smallest short term goal?
  16. Biggest and smallest long term goal?
  17. Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
  18. Favorite beverage?
  19. What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
  20. Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
  21. Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
  22. Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
  23. How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
  24. Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
  25. How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
  26. Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?
  27. What is their biggest regret?
  28. Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
  29. Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
  30. Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)
  31. Most prized possession?
  32. Thoughts on material possessions in general?
  33. Concept of home and family?
  34. Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)
  35. What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
  36. What makes them feel guilty?
  37. Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
  38. Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?
  39. What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
  40. Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
  41. How misanthropic are they?
  42. Hobbies?
  43. How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?
  44. Religion?
  45. Superstitions or views on the occult?
  46. Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
  47. If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?
  48. How do they express love?
  49. If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
  50. Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

fussybees:

If I thought trying to get regular Pokemon on the GTS was difficult ;^; Legendaries are impossible.

I’ve had good luck offering stone evolutions. I got a couple of Legendaries just in exchange for a Slowpoke with a King’s Rock.

…unless you mean event legendaries, in which case you’re out of luck, because that’s impossible. 

falconbigbutt:

first and last scene

h0ppip:

Which starter will you choose?

See, I’m a little conflicted. Because Blaziken is my bro, man, but I’ve already got a Blaziken from the XY Giveaway. Maybe I’ll give Mudkip some more love. Marshtomp is dorky looking as all getout, but Mega Swampert looks so badass. 

Plus, I’ve picked Fire as my starter literally every time since Blue, so maybe this is a sign that it’s time for a change.

egriz:

Regeneration outtake.

(Disclaimer: I love Capaldi)

Even I found myself liking Capaldi, though not enough to outweight my dislike of Moffat.

And this is a thing of beauty.

The Oaken King and Sequoia Queen of Glenglavenglade, the Garden Eternal. Gods of the cosmic seasons. Lords of a forested heaven. No one has seen them for 2,000 years. I find them in the embrace of the forest they loved. I find them nailed to their trees.

And that isn’t all I find.

The war faeries of Wendigorge, the Nine Guardians of the Hornwold. It’s said they lived in a palace with caramelized walls, in a valley where the skies rained milk and the trees oozed honey. They were last seen 1,200 years ago. These days the trees are strung with gore and the air is black with flies, and when it rains only maggots fall from the sky. I don’t have time to bury or burn them, not while he’s still out there.

The Coral Immortals of the Cataract, the Walkers of the Outer Void, the last of the Lava Colossi. Voord Bloodeye, the Badoon God of Beheadings. Zorr’Kiri, the Skrull Goddess of Love. Yug-Sluggoth the Unseeable Baron of the Elder Hell. All gods who’ve been missing for 500 years. All missing no longer.

I find god after god dead and rotting, some alone, some in piles so large I can see them from space. Each book from the Hall of the Lost leads me to more carnage, more eyeless attack dogs, but no God Butcher. There’s no pattern to his spree. For 2,000 years he has simply crisscrosed creation, killing anything immortal he finds.

What does it say about the gods in this universe, that no one has even noticed or cared?

What does it say about me?

Thor: God of Thunder #3 (“The Hall of the Lost”)

…and what does it say about me that I find this one of my favorite parts of the arc? I can’t remember the last time I’ve ever read anything so genuinely haunting. I think, in a way, it also best embodies that “otherwordliness” that I’ve found so attractive about “God of Thunder” so far. 

thusspakekate:

takemetothedungeons:

Never stop drawing Thor – Esad Ribić

two things: look at how delicately he’s holding the battle axe in the second one. also, those striped socks in the third. 

I love Esad Ribic’s takes on Thor. His artwork was a huge part of what just made “God of Thunder” for me.

(Also, I will now be wondering about the socks all damn night. So thanks for that.)

pentag0nal:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Maria Bamford

I’m pretty sure I work for this lady.

From what I’ve heard, there’s no “pretty sure” about it.