perca-perfect:

maddoctormaddie:

livefreediepeacefully:

psychoticallysweet:

thenotsogreatgatsbyy:

fantastdemiurge:

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

what

mylifebyjake

legend milk
legend cow
legend moo
legend skim
legend ???

Oh
My
God

Wait for it…

Oh my.

*facepalm*

anyerfillag:

The six-part adventure, Good Omens, will begin with a special double-bill on Monday 22nd December at 11.00pm and culminate in an apocalyptic hour-long episode on Saturday 27th December.

To mark the announcement, BBC Radio 4 has released a very special clip from the programme, starring none other than the co-authors Neil Gaiman and Sir Terry Pratchett. The charismatic demon Crowley (played by comedian and actor Peter Serafinowicz – Guardians of the Galaxy, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Shaun of the Dead) is late for an appointment to meet the Duke of Hell and the police, played by Neil and Terry, are on his tail and about to get more than they bargained for…

To accompany the programme there will also be a series of illustrations from graphic artists, including the depictions of Neil and Terry seen in the clip by Si Gurr. Fans can head to www.bbc.co.uk/goodomens to see more. As the drama develops additional illustrations, clips, teasers and photos will be added to the site.

The apocalyptic audio drama has a cast including Mark Heap (Spaced, Green Wing, Stardust), Colin Morgan (Merlin, The Fall), Josie Lawrence (Skins, EastEnders), Clive Russell (Game of Thrones, Ripper Street), Julia Deakin (Spaced, Hot Fuzz), Louise Brealey (BBC’s Sherlock), Charlotte Ritchie (Fresh Meat, Siblings), Simon Jones (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy), Arsher Ali (Four Lions, Complicit, Beaver Falls) and Phil Davis (Silk, Whitechapel, Being Human) – to name but a few.

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Oh. 

My. 

God. 

Also, I kind of hope Mike, Bonnie, and Arvo all die horribly. I mean, Jesus fuck. I don’t think I’ve hated an allied character in this game so much since Lilly.

You guys want to leave? Fine. Go. You want to leave, taking all our supplies with you, condemning a little girl and a baby to die as a result? Fuck you so much. 

And Kenny is the one who’s fucked up here? 

Also Bonnie. Sweetie. Honey. If we’re pointing fingers here, you are the reason Luke died. Not me. If you hadn’t gone tramping over that fucking thin ice, maybe Luke could have pulled himself out in time. 

And yeah, Sarah’s death was total fucking bullshit. But I blamed Jane for it less than I thought I would. 

And I don’t really get what people are talking about when they say Nick’s death seemed abrupt or perfunctory? I thought he got a lot of time, personally – more attention than Carlos got, really, or even Rebecca. Not that I’m complaining. I wound up liking Nick a lot, big ol’ dumbass that he was. 

dani-saur:

prokopetz:

“You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” – Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

Oh my God who are you

God. This person is clearly God. 

What She Says: I’m fine.

What She Means: I just finished The Walking Dead: Season 2 and everything hurts. 

themarysue:

geardrops:

sensei-aishitemasu:

kili-fili-and-frilly:

And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Reblogging every day this month tbh

“Thanksgiving knows what it did.”

This scene still gives me chills.

The bit with the match and the theme…yeah. Best scene. 

To commemorate a past event you kill and eat an animal. It’s a ritual sacrifice. With pie.

Anya (via whedonesque)

Anya knows wha’ts what.

I’M GLAD IT WASN’T JUST ME WHO THOUGHT THIS.

pentag0nal:

jean-luc-gohard:

frantzfandom:

the-wistful-collectivist:

pastel-gizibe:

nigga-canyounot:

yung-human:

boqor:

eurotrottest:

theprophetsprofit:

👀 Uh how do yaw find this shit out?!

Bruh

SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE😂😂

omg…. it this real ????????????????

I’m finna try it. I’ll update y’all nbs.

Hhaahaaahhaajaha boost!

Unless you know what youre doing don’t use his info

Thats all Im gonna say

I think this is bait. Visa starts with 4 and Mastercard starts with 5. Card numbers starting in 8 are telecommunications credit cards and no credit cards start with 2. I think these are fake numbers, and I don’t know to what end, but I wouldn’t try to use them.

Jean-Luc is right.  American Express numbers start with 3, Visa starts with 4, Mastercard starts with 5, and Discover starts with 6.  I don’t know what this is, but it looks shady.

Smells like an impromptu honeypot trap, to me. People try to use those numbers, and suddenly law enforcement has all the reason in the world to ask “why the fuck were you trying to use what you believed to be stolen credit card information?" 

underworldfire:

rock10zxa:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

I will reblog anytime I see this

*eyes telaryn*