clint-nat:

Actual footage of master assassin Clint Barton sticking his tongue out at Thor.

insatiable-wendigo:

TIME FOR SOME HALLOWEEN EDUCATION, BITCHES

CUZ MAMA BE TIRED OF HEARIN ABOUT THIS SHIT SO PIPE THE FUCK DOWN AND LISTEN UP

I BE SEEING THESE TWO SYMBOLS MISUSED EVERY YEAR. PEOPLE TALKIN ABOUT THE ONE ON THE RIGHT BE USED FOR SATANISM AND THAT IS JUST RE-DONKEY-LESS.

FIRST

PENTACLE ON THE LEFT…IF YOU BE DOING YOUR MAGIC RIGHT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT EACH POINT OF THE STAR REPRESENTS ONE OF THE FOUR ELEMENTS. TOP POINT OF THE STAR REPRESENTS THE SPIRIT. FOR SOME PEOPLE, THIS BE GOD, FOR SOME THIS BE THE NATURAL ELECTRIC ENERGY OF THE UNIVERSE, FOR SOME THIS BE SPIFFY-DAMNED MOTHER NATURE OR THE GODDESS HERSELF. 

WHEN YOU USE THIS PENTACLE, YOU ARE PLACING THE SPIRIT IN A POINT OF RESPECT AND VALUE BY PUTTING IT AS THE JIFFY LUBE TOP RIGHT UP THERE. RIGHT THE FUCK UP THERE. MEANS THE SPIRIT (GOD/GODDESS/ENERGY OF THE WORLD) IS HIGHER THAN ALL ELSE THAT IS MATERIAL AND YOU ARE ASKING FOR SOMETHING IMMATERIAL (GOOD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO YOU, ATTRACTING POSITIVITY, GOOD FORTUNE E-FUCKING-CETERA)

NOW THE ONE ON THE RIGHT

THE PENTAGRAM 

NOTICE ITS CALLED SOMETHING FUCKING DIFFERENT

THE PENTAGRAM GOTS THAT SPIRIT POINT AT THE BOTTOM NOW DONT IT. CAN YOU I-SPY THAT LITTLE FACTOID? SPIRIT POINT AT THE BOTTOM, OTHER FOUR ELEMENTS ABOVE IT.

THIS MEANS WHATEVER YOU BE TRYING TO GET IS MATERIAL. YOU’RE PLACING THE SPIRIT AND ENERGY OF THE WORLD AS LESS IMPORTANT THAN THE MATERIAL GAIN YOU’RE TRYING TO ACHIEVE (ATTRACTING MONEY, LOVE, YADDA FUCKING YADDA)

THE REASON MOST SPIRITUAL CIRCLES WHO ACTIVELY USE THE PENTACLE STAR REFER TO THE PENTAGRAM AS BEING ‘BLACK MAGIC’ IS BECAUSE ITS FOR MATERIAL GAIN, WHICH CAN BE CONSIDERED BLACK MAGIC BECAUSE MATERIAL GAIN HAS TO BE TAKEN FROM SOMEONE ELSE.
POSITIVITY ALREADY EXISTS AND YOU’RE SURROUNDING YOURSELF WITH IT, SO DOES GOOD FORTUNE… MONEY.. AND LOVE… COMES AT THE COST OF TAKING IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE.

REVIEW FOR THE TEST

PENTACLE- SPIRIT AT THE TOP. CALLING ENERGY. POSITIVE. 

PENTAGRAM- SPIRIT AT THE BOTTOM. MATERIAL GAIN. EQUATED OFTEN WITH SELFISH NEED. 

NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BLOODY DEVIL OR BAPHOMET

JESUS POWER-BOTTOMING CHRIST

stop it.

and don’t mess with Ouija boards.

what’s wrong with you.

expelliarmusvoldemort:

this is a disney interview

That somehow makes it better. 

(God, you’re adorable. *chinhands*)

So, wait.

The farm thing isn’t actually a joke? Or a Photoshop? Or something from another movie?

Clint has actually been on a fucking farm since Avengers? 

telaryn:

OMG – my dash actually did a thing!

Stitch knows. Stitch understands my pain. 

comedycentral:

[@ComedyCentral]

…*hides fanfiction behind back, whistling innocently*

i don’t see any reason for another iron man/captain america/thor movie when he’s working so well with the avengers

no one at marvel bc the nonexistent black widow film is 100% a gender issue (via blackwidowinitiative)

thecommonraven:

sassysinglelady:

   

I literally just tried to explain this distinction to a co-worker. 

It was like wading through tar. 

Right down to him going “well, she was okay looking, I wouldn’t call her beautiful.”

Yeah. The struggle is real. 

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete – A novel by me